Secondary Education in 2026: It’s a Joke, But I Ain’t Laughing
My 9th-grade Lit Comp 1 class is currently creating annotated
bibliographies centered around their chosen research question. The question
pertains to the topic of juvenile justice (this was not my choice). So far,
we’ve vetted several types of sources from different online articles to a
podcast episode about a 19-year old’s experience in the juvenile justice system.
The students have been exposed to several aspects of this topic, aware that the
juvenile justice system can serve as either a place of punishment or a source of
rehabilitation. Now that students are informed of these details, they can form
their own opinion of the topic by addressing a concern they find intriguing.
The
media center serves as a hub for several different purposes. Students can arrive
here to find books catered to their literary preferences, access technology
they may not possess daily, or complete assignments given to them by other teachers.
Lately, students arrive here to skip class and ditch lunch due to the
cafeteria’s variety of undesirable options. I personally like to use the
facility as an alternative learning environment. It lacks the sometimes claustrophobic atmosphere of a classroom limited by four plain walls
and a small number of windows.
Here
at the media center, tables are spaced apart, leaving room for teachers to walk
around and examine the progress of their students. Lately, I’ve given my
students space to complete their assignments to increase independence. I teach
14- and 15-year-olds who are years away from becoming young adults. Some are
driving and working part-time jobs, but eventually, they’ll be responsible for
their entire livelihood. They may even be the sole breadwinner of their
household. If they are going to take on those responsibilities, they will
need to grow in more than one area. They require growth in both hard and soft
skills, where they’re able to effectively communicate ideas and analyze dense
information. This can be done with consistency, hard work, and shared
intentionality amongst a vast group of parents, teachers, and administrators.
The problem is…the behavior of the students reflects a lack of structure and reliability…and
it’s only getting worse.
One
of my Lit Comp 1 classes houses Honors students, most of whom transferred from
a private school. One would assume that their character consists of dedication,
mental fortitude, and vigor that promise classroom participation across all
subjects. This is every teacher’s idea classroom (I assume). Most students in
this class produce 95-100% attendance, rarely providing an empty desk on any
given day. They are usually present and ready to learn but find themselves
distracted by the thousand-dollar world gripped in the palm of their hands.
Their electronic planets control the way they think, feel, and ultimately
operate. Their phones are also the source of chronic dishonor and lack of
academic integrity. It’s difficult for me to trust the ability of these
students when Chat GPT and Microsoft Polit are writing their essays and
completing their weekly assessments. They are creating their own glass ceilings
that are hard to shatter when they’re not strong enough to surpass their
current levels of cognitive thinking. If the Honors students are practicing such
a disloyal act against school and institutional policies, imagine what the
average student does when they constantly feel incompetent, inadequate,
unworthy, and worse—unseen?
Two
of my favorite comedians are Dave Chappelle and Ali Siddiq. Talking about
master storytellers. Chappelle does a great job of incorporating history and
modern politics into his material, making it relevant and quite humorous. Ali
tends to take moments from his life and allows his audience to receive a first
person-point-of-view of what it feels like to be Ali, but most importantly, how
it feels to be a growing, learning human being.
Some
of the topics mentioned in their acts, to the average person, can appear
unrealistic and increasingly imaginative. Chappelle joked about the complexity
of sexuality in the LGBTQ community in several Netflix specials, while Ali
compartmentalized his experiences as a drug dealer and prison inmate in 3
one-hour-long specials on YouTube. Many consider these specials hilarious
because both comedians find the “funny” in dysfunction. It’s because it’s
true, one would say when laughing at Chappelle’s jokes about his late
friend Daphne Dorman—a trans woman who was ridiculed online for defending
Chappelle’s standup on a relevant, controversial topic. On the other hand, some
may agree with the validity of that same phrase but possess a distasteful point
of view. The truth hurts, specifically when you find what’s being said more harmful
than hilarious.
I
feel that modern education is a joke, laughable to the students…but tragic
to the teachers. We can’t find the “funny” in the dysfunction of both parents
and adults, reinforcing bad habits, causing students to reenact warranted
behavior in the classroom. We can’t laugh when the punchline is students up in
age having much lower reading levels according to state testing. We can’t repost
laughable moments from the classroom when students use their phones to write
their narratives, as opposed to using their imagination to retell life-changing
opportunities that play into their own origin stories. We can’t find the play
on words when students would rather throw their fists than share their words when expressing
their emotions. The students are chuckling when their peers are getting kicked
out of class or hear their friends are failing several courses with averages
far below 60. They laugh until it hurts. As a teacher, it hurts…until it
burns.
As
students learn new material, the ultimate outcome is to have them produce
something that illustrates their mastery of the content. It’s all about application.
It’s all about producing a solution to a problem, whether it’s Social Studies
or Algebra. As class proceeds, I hear several conversations about everything
that has nothing to do with the subject at hand. I hear the details of a
teenager’s sex life that is more active than my own. I hear girls turning their
tongues into knives, ending friendships by a thousand cuts. I see boys laughing
at a picture in “the group chat” that probably includes an intrusive photo of a
young girl, a few desks away from them. I see a young girl taking advantage of
the accommodations mandated on her 504 plan by never doing work but constantly
asking for extensions on assignments after spending 50-minute-long periods reenacting
the latest TikTok trends. This…is not a joke. If anything, it’s a
Shakespearean tragedy.
William
Shakespeare’s work traditionally includes several common literary elements to illustrate
a theme such as betrayal, hunger for power, or desire for love. Those elements
include a tragic hero, the narrative structure, conflicts, supernatural
elements, universal themes, and, of course, comic relief.
The
Shakespearean play that occurs chronically at our school labels the teacher as the
protagonist. They are constantly fighting on behalf of the student who is
challenged by multiple obstacles. The teacher’s tragic
flaw is their compassion, for they care too much to allow a student to succumb
to those obstacles that can hinder their development. The supernatural force
that exists appears to possess most of the student body, where they are highly
dependent and ill-motivated, transferring into the spirit of the educator,
making them less inspired to teach and guide, let alone enter the building. There’s
a tragic waste of energy, time, and knowledge that is daily dumped into the
headphones and low-battery cellphones of most of the student body. Internal and
external conflicts undergo a constant battle for the attention of every kid
capable of learning and excelling, but are distracted by expectations beyond
their control. Teachers struggle as well, because they must answer the
following question daily: Is what I’m doing making a difference? There
is no poetic justice for those willing to go the extra mile while their peers
struggle to cover an inch. Lastly, there is no comic relief, for the metaphoric
bloodshed smears a teacher’s grade book with incomplete assignments and a
disconnect between the learned material and the daily realities of their
students.
Every day is a comedy special. Students run up and down the halls during class time.
Others take trips to the gas station, as opposed to showing up for a scheduled
test. Opportunities to read and write are overridden by urges to eat spicy potato
chips and watch teen and adult dramas on varied streaming platforms as teachers
strive to assist them during guided learning sessions. If this were a movie, and
I paid $15 to see it, I would still walk out within the first 5 minutes. This
humor…is too dark for my soul.
Ephesians
6:12 reads, “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against
principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this
world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” My weaponry of creative
Canva presentations, intriguing bellringers, and detailed rubrics do not stand
a chance against this current movement. I need something double-edged to yield
and impenetrable to wear, making it easier to navigate this battle because
right now, I don’t feel like laughing. I feel like slashing, blocking, pushing,
fighting…for the future of our students who will one day be held
accountable for changing the world.
This
isn’t my departure from the classroom, but my detachment from inadequate
thinking. My students deserve better. I deserve better. We…deserve
better. If we want a better future, why not invest in our current potential?
It’s tough. It hurts, but nothing great…is void of pain. When weight
training, muscles must rip. The body must be challenged to withstand the next
phase, the next lift. I can’t
laugh…because it hurts, so maybe that’s a good thing. Maybe this isn’t
just about my students getting stronger, but about me feeling weak in the
process because the fibers of my being are undergoing a test. This assessment
is being used to highlight what I know about fortitude…and the makings of a
good joke…and this joke (pardon my grammar) ain’t it.
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